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From: jch9796@inxs.uta.edu (HENDERSON)
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Subject: A Really Good Pizza is Better Than Sex
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A really good pizza is better than sex . . . because:

A really good pizza is always hot;
A really good pizza never would rather not.
You can get a really good pizza anytime,
And 'tween consenting adults its never a crime.

Even a small really good pizza is nine inches.

A really good pizza is easier to find;
A really good pizza doesn't have its own mind.
A really good pizza can be eaten alone,
And never expects you to make it moan.

A really good pizza come with free cokes.

A really good pizza never has a disease;
A really good pizza won't ever tease.
A really good pizza will won't tie you up, make you wear
Cock rings, high heels to bed, or leather underwear.

A really good pizza never says no.

A really good pizza neither cries nor hollers,
And it never costs more than twenty dollars.
A really good pizza tastes and smells better; 
A really good pizza won't blow you off with a letter.

You can get a really good pizza delivered right to your door.

A really good pizza never cares,
And you can eat it anywhere.
A really good pizza never complains;
A really good pizza causes no pain.

And a really good pizza has no teeth.


Copyright 1993 by James Carl Henderson

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